Saturday, March 14, 2009

A story about nothing and love

A STORY ABOUT NOTHING AND LOVE.

IN THE BEGINNING THERE WAS NOTHING AND NOTHING WAS BORED
SO NOTHING JOINED UP WITH BORED.

AS THERE WAS NOW NOTHING AND BORED THERE WAS NOTHING TO BE BORED ABOUT. THIS DID NOT SOUND RIGHT SO, NOTHING AND BORED DECIDED TO INVITE SOUNG RIGHT TO JOIN THEM. THERE WAS NOW NOTHING, BORED AND SOUND RIGHT.

WHILST ALL OF THIS WAS HAPPENING NOTHING HAD FALLEN IN LOVE WITH BORED. THERE WAS NOW NOTHING, BORED, SOUND RIGHT AND FALLEN IN LOVE

AS NOTHING WAS NOTHING AND, OF COURSE KNEW NOTHING! HOW DID NOTHING KNOW HE HAD FALLEN IN LOVE? IN FACT, WAS NOTHING A MAN OR A WOMEN OR SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY?

BORED, SOUND RIGHT AND FALLEN IN LOVE ALSO PONDERED THIS WITH NOTHING, AS THERE WAS NOTHING TO LOSE! THEY ALL DECIDED TO CALL IN REASON TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM.

REASON MADE THEM THINK SOLVING THE PROBLEM FOR NOTHING WAS A GOOD DEAL. IN FACT, REASON DECIDED FALLING IN LOVE WAS WHAT THEY ALL WANTED AND THERE WAS NOTHING, NOTHING COULD DO ABOUT IT

THIS SEEMED LIKE A GOOD SOLUTION! WHAT DO YOU THINK CHILDREN?

AS NOTHING IS ON YOUR MINDS YOU SHOULD SLEEP WELL TONIGHT!

A STORY ABOUT NOTHING AND THE WEATHER

A story about nothing and the weather

Whether the weather is wet or fine, often decides if we play out of doors or are confined indoors, does it not children?
Now, if it is raining out of doors, this means we would get our clothes, hair, feet, an all parts of our body exposed to this rain, very wet indeed, this, in turn, could mean we may catch cold and begin to sneeze.
If we are not careful and go home to mother to get dry and warm, then we will could even get sick, and, we do not wish that to happen, do we children?
So then, would it not be better if we just stay indoors and play a game or two. We should ask mother don’t you think, because mother knows a lot and will know what to do!
Goodnight children, sleep tight, until the weather improves and we can play out of doors again. A story about nothing and the weather

Whether the weather is wet or fine, often decides if we play out of doors or are confined indoors, does it not children?
Now, if it is raining out of doors, this means we would get our clothes, hair, feet, an all parts of our body exposed to this rain, very wet indeed, this, in turn, could mean we may catch cold and begin to sneeze.
If we are not careful and go home to mother to get dry and warm, then we will could even get sick, and, we do not wish that to happen, do we children?
So then, would it not be better if we just stay indoors and play a game or two. We should ask mother don’t you think, because mother knows a lot and will know what to do!
Goodnight children, sleep tight, until the weather improves and we can play out of doors again.

A story about nothing

A story about nothing and life
In the beginning we are told there was nothing
It is difficult to think of nothing, don’t you think?
We, who are alive, never think of nothing
When we relax and look at a cloudless sky
don’t we see a vast big blue pie?
So, how could there be nothing in the beginning?
We believe there were vast swirling clouds of gasses
which, slowly, over many millions of years
compressed themselves inwards and formed solids
These swirling solid masses gradually grew in size
And formed planets which had no life as we know it
Life is the great mystery, how did it form?
Many theories abound and will stay around
Maybe we will never know and should just let it flow
As long as today and tomorrow we live our lives
loving others just like a long lost brothers
For, if this is the trend, we will be happy
all the rest of our, hopefully, long lives